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Tit of the Day
Ruth Porter
In the last few days she’s been everywhere, written everything, said everything and…. she really pisses me off. It takes a special kind of talent to make idiocy sound so reasonable, probably why Mark Littlewood hired her.
Having heard on the news to day about some arrests, it is rather strange hearing the news some time later and not watching as photographers and journos rush the front door with plod, I realised there was a gap in the market for snoopers.
So I emptied the piggybank at Cynicism Crescent and hired a private dick , I knew he was private because he isn’t called Boris, to intercept her messages.
I present here the transcript, although I’m not 100% sure it’s all he said it was:
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- The perfect column by Simon Barnes for a sublime spring day “The turning year is a time of infinite possibilities”
- but is it really right to describe Michael Gove’s success as “unexpected”?
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- My article for the Telegraph on tax cuts “We can have our cake and eat it”
- Pancake time in the @iealondon kitchen!
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What IS James May wearing?
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- @iealondon is recruiting for a Communications Officer
- sunny_hundal but funded by additional spending reductions!
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toadmeister please say you’ll still be writing for the Spectator!?!
Yes indeed
wonderful!
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- TimMontgomerie have you seen Parks & Recreation? It’s absolutely brilliant, you’d love it.
- does anyone know how much it would cost if we bought these trees rather than renting them?
- Elizabeth Truss, I think we should get trees that produce real fruit. Apples would be good. Or something tropical
- Ruth Porter citrus trees would work well, they like coffee grouts as well so v. practical
- I’m not in favour of a referendum on it
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another great column,
you’ve done a wonderful job, should be very proud!
samuelcoates Thanks for the #ff!
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‘Should the government be stepping in? (Edinburgh Evening News) – Controversy continues over dog fouling problem
Not getting enough hits on the site so, not being above a bit of sleaze here are the winners of the Miss Yemen contest in their swimsuits (photo from The Scotsman)
Call for Government to intervene as banks transfer jobs to India (Scotsman) – We were promised them says Vietnamese company
BOMBER COMMAND VETERANS CLOSE TO VICTORY (Express) – Daily Express always first with the news
Elderly should go to work and downsize their homes (Express) – Tory Behavioural Insight Team
CHRISTIANS ARE BEING PERSECUTED YET AGAIN (Express) – As Anne Widdecombe is feeling a bit aggrieved we compiled the litttle quiz below
enim callidus adulteri
Quod membra imperium haec mottos?
Regere sanguine, regere in veritatem esty
acuta calceamenta non Braccae
complicare mantilibus est gaudium
manducare enim duo
dimidium decies pro academiae
perdere correspondentia
non respondere
( Callme, PussyGalore, Giddy, Fat Eric, Govey, Anyone from DWP, Andy world record holder in the 100 yard hospital corridor dash)
